Let's get this Delorian up to 69 MPH.
An epic battle between man and box.
The toughest game of the year: the "getting to know you" game.
Man, phones are hot.
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From the Super Bowl... It's no wonder that his Mom is single.
This is his Superbowl.
A simple tale of boy meets girls.
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It's the Tuesday before Valentine's Day, which means you only have six days to convince your girlfriend that you’ve been thinking about this occasion since the day you met. Luckily, I'm here with a day-by-day breakdown of what you should be doing.
I Would Dry For You: If you’re planning on wearing a button-down shirt to dinner, today’s the last day you can drop it at the dry cleaners. Make sure to point out any particularly brutal stains so they can spot treat them. If your shirt is heavily patterned so that you can’t really see the stains, don’t worry. You’ll need to throw that shirt away anyway, because it sounds super ugly.
| Year | Junior |
| School | Aveda Institute St. Petersburg |
Hipster puppies are way cooler than you. They eat vegan dog biscuits and only listen to underground dog whistles; none of that mainstream bullsh*t. Also, they sniff each other's butts ironically.
People in happily committed relationships may skip this section and go back to knitting scarves and listening to the "Love Actually" soundtrack. Or whatever the hell it is those people do.
It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds to our submission page!
You're a great roommate, but the facebook pranks got kind of old. Sorry about inserting that line into the middle of your resume declaring your innocence of the crimes for which you served 3 years in state prison, I didn't think anyone would take it seriously.
Chris H., Kalamazoo
My roommate this past semester was a hateful, pathetic nuclear engineering major with a three foot long pony tail. She never bathed, shed her nasty hair everywhere, smelled, and went to bed between the hours of 8:30 and 10 pm every day of the week. If I ever got too loud at night, she would always wake up and "tell me to take my activities elsewhere", even if it was only 11. When i didn't comply, she stole my $100 calculator, took my food, broke one of my lamps, and never let me watch TV even if a game was on. All the while she would ignore me and do homework 24/7 unless I did something wrong. By the end of the semester this year, I had had enough. Notice a little trim to your hair? I cut about 6 inches off, but I dunno if you will notice. That's what you get when you leave your Rapunzel ass ponytail hanging off your lofted bed at 11 p.m. when your asleep.
Claire Botner, Purdue
My roommate freshman year moved out during our second semester because I didn't say hi to him three times and it was making his life unbearable. Go figure.
Tim T., School Not Given
My roommate is the kind of guy that takes steroids and spends every waking minute at the gym and he always has his ipod in and I barely talk to the guy. I always figured he would be listening to something heavy, the screen said ABBA.
Andrew T. School Not Given
It's the Monday before Valentine's Day, which means you only have seven days to convince your girlfriend that of course, totally babe, you knew that. Luckily, I'm here with a day-by-day breakdown of what you should be doing.
Reservations, Not Indian: Technically you should already have a restaurant reservation, but I know you don't, so make it today.
Coy Fish: Once you have the reservation, make sure your girlfriend knows it. Coyly confirming that she's 'not doing anything' around 8, 8:30 on Sunday will not only make her giggle, but will reassure her that you're on top of shit. Very barely on top of shit.
The Giver: Start thinking about what you could get your girlfriend as a gift. If it's a good gift, you'll have to make some effort to get it beforehand. And no, on the way to dinner doesn't count as 'beforehand'. I mean, yes, technically it's...ugh, just start thinking about it, come on, it's the easiest part of this whole list.
Trevor's right hand is a total slut
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
I find your lack of love disturbing
Turkey Cheese Fries Get Your Heart Bumpin'
Hipster Puppies
Handbras: Hot or so hot?
Puppies are the worst. They can't even eat right
I like girls, girls, girls, girls. Girls, I do adoooore
Aw, website! You're too much
She's hot with AND without glasses. INSANE, I KNOW!
Also, the first person to beat labyrinth while wearing Adidas shorts
One onion ring to rule them all
Snooki is well-traveled
HE WAS A STICK FIGURE ALL ALONG
Play Robot Unicorn Attack!
Read this caption in Jay Leno's voice: So, Anne Hathaway. She's pretty hot. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?
Looks like this hot link, *puts on sunglasses*, wanted to get hotlinked
Quick, Internet! Pay attention to her!
Sick burn, John Locke. Sick burn.
To his credit, that fence was a total badass
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